dirty ice cream


a guy you date once, and they won’t stop calling you. they are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
i had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he’s just like dirty ice cream.
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taking something good and making it undesirable, such as putting dirt on ice cream.
i went on a first date with this girl and she was pretty hot and really funny, but half-way through she asked me if i would ever consider asking her to marry me. talk about dirty ice cream.

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