Dirty Jedi
when two h-m-s-xuals undertake in -n-l s-x, and they both pull out when they are done and slap them together like light-sabers.
man that was a crazy night joe… we will never tell anyone about the dirty jedi we did
to stealth-fully -ss-ssinate someone or begin a fight using a light saber. though the light saber must function properly or death will follow swiftly. killing any witnesses is optional, and a vendetta can be called after being -ss-ssinated.
tom pulled a dirty jedi when i was taking a sh-t.
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