Dirty Jeff
lying on one’s back while a female sits on your face. oral s-x is then performed on her. the key is to be a black belt in tongue fu. her secretions then become heavier and heavier until they fill your lungs causing asphyxiation
after a long night of the dirty jeff, i am having problems breathing, but my girlfriend is very happy.
jeff smith of houston, texas.
well-known across the country in the underground scenes of art and music.
did you see dirty jeff last night?
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