dirty jersey

a mixed drink, best enjoyed at house parties. fill the largest cup possible with at least a splash of every liquor in the house. add beer to taste. as the night continues, continue to top it off with other people’s leftover drinks. it will become more and more disgusting by the end of the night, and you’ll get freakishly drunk in the process. ideally consumed in jersey, but anywhere will do. you win the prize if you don’t vomit.
“i made a dirty jersey at sarah’s birthday last night and feel like i got hit with a train full of dogsh-t. i think there were 5 different kinds of whiskey in it by the end
a term used to describe most(the best) parts of new jersey, such as parts of north jersey (201 area, elizabeth, newark, etc.), and parts of south jersey. for some reason, middle cl-ss white kids from suburbia nj aka suss-x county like to say they are from the real dirty jerz. sorry to burst your bubble kiddies, but… no.
dirty jersey stand up! repping that 201, hackensack all day!
parts of south jersey like camden or atlantic city. some of north jersey.
oh sh-t were lost in dirty jersey, roll the windows up.
when a man initiates unprotected s-xual intercourse with a sub-par cl-ss woman but – when he pulls out his p-n-s – he is wearing a rubber (from the collection of old-dirty-discarded condoms in the woman’s v-g-n-). the phenomenon is like a battle between the p-n-s and v-g-n-, similar to a hockey fight, where the v-g-n- “dirty jerseys” the p-n-s with a condom and hence wins the fight.
that girl i had s-x with while camping on the weekend gave me a dirty jersey! gross!
dirty jersey is when you are f-cking a girl in the -ss from behind while she throws up into a trashcan.
this act is best performed with jersey girls who are well known for being trashy
i was going dirty jersey on this b-tch last night. she was so nasty my shoes smelled worse than my d-ck!
1. a role of coins wrapped in electrical tape and used as a combat apparatus. this weapon is commonly found in new jersey, hence its name.

2. a term used to define northern new jersey or the new jersey sh-r-.
1. i didn’t have my br-ss knuckles so i resorted to the dirty jersey.

2. we accidentally crossed the george washington bridge and ended up in dirty jersey.
to perform a dirty jersey you must have the mr. fantastic stretch power. you put you p-n-s into a girls b-tt and stretch it through her intestines out of her mouth so she can give you a bl-wj-b and be taking it in the b-tt all at once
i gave that b-tch a dirty jersey last night, it was crazy