Dirty Jesse
the act of having s-x with two dogs on the porch of a lakeside house while shoving small sticks up your -ss. indoor/ outdoor carpet on your porch is a requirement for traction, for this is a very intense activity.
since i belong to a b–st–lity cult, i do the dirty jesse quite often.
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