Dirty Jesus


verb, when a priest f-cks a choir boy in the -sshole.
mark saw father maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.
much like the dirty sanchez, but in the missionary position.
much like the dirty sanchez, but yet not… more like the dirty jesus

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