Dirty John
after having s-x, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.
because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a dirty john in the condom.
the act of p-ssing in a condom either during or after having s-x
my roommate john was so drunk that he p-ssed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his c-ck, he pulled a dirty john on her
the act of pulling out ones p-n-s and slapping a teacher, or subst-tute teacher in the face… then tea-bagging them… named after john dove, at alamogordo high
– now children, do you’re homework
– i’ll give you a dirty john if you don’t shut up.
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