Dirty Johnson

1) ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving s-xual activities.

2) when a woman named sydney johnson goes down on you.

3) to have -n-l intercourse in the bathroom.
“oh man! joseph gave kara a dirty johnson at prom!”

“oh man, she gave me the best dirty johnson last night!”

he wanted to have s-x but she just wanted a dirty johnson.
redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (see: “stiff arm”) toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving f-ll-t–.
i dident want to make out with her so i pulled the ol’ dirty johnson
s-xual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral s-x upon the male.
yea i tricked that b-tch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
a s-x act in which a man farts in a woman’s face for her s-xual pleasure.
my girl craves dirty johnsons. that’s why her breath smells like the skidmarks on my boxers.
an act during -n-l s-xual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his p-n-s from the -n-l cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the -ss cheeks of the receiver. this act is often performed by men of the h-m-s-xual community, trans-xuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named sydney johnson.
man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!