dirty jokes
a joke having to do with disgusting acts of s-xual innuendo or other things people might find grotesque.
gilbert: so this guy gets the words “i love you” tattooed on his d-ck. his wife says “stop putting words in my mouth!”
john: haha, nice dirty joke there.
the funniest things in the world to listen to when your dad is drunk.
a 90 yr. old mans s-x drive is like trying to play pool with a rope.
what does a soda machine and monica luinsky have in common, “insert bill here —->”
why didn’t osama have s-x with all of his wives, because he opened there legs and saw bush.
any joke containing at least 75% s-xual innuendo, co-rs- language, graphic and possibly p-rnographic imagery, and at least one slur or derogatory remark concerning ethic, national, racial background, religion, s-xual orientation, and physical or mental handicap. joke must not be able to be repeated in front of one’s mother; however, joke’s level of offense and thus its quality is exponentially increased with tactless references to one’s fat, stinking, dumb, greasy, illiterate, and over-s-xed mama. jokes deemed off color, in poor taste, and otherwise written on men’s restroom’s walls (whether in pen or body excrement) are acceptable.
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