Dirty Jones
a canadian soda beverage mixed with promethazine codeine syrup. basically just that lean/drank/sizzurp/muddy-water with jones instead of sprite.
“my young n-gg-s popping m’s and sipping dirty jones”
-noun dur-tee johnz
an act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
tim: hey there’s no toilet paper left in the bathroom.
bob: you need me to get you some?
tim: no it’s cool i just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
bob: get the f-ck out of my house.
the dirty jones or durty jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before -j-c-l-t–n during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon -j-c-l-t–n on her face, softly whispering “i’ll be at the bar…don’t call.” (important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an -rg-sm immediately prior to pulling out.) it is known to have been originally used in florida, usa, in the year 2000. however, there is evidence to support it’s use as far west as new mexico, usa in the latter part of 2007.
just before he walked out, jj surprised her with a dirty jones.
as he entered the room, jj could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a dirty jones.
when a (welsh) male provocatively rapes a newly-born lamb from behind in full view of its mother sheep.
i.e. “whats occurrin’?”
“i can’t believe it, williams did a dirty jones last night!”
“oh, never!”
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