Dirty Wigwam
much like its cousin the dirty starfish. the dirty wigwam is performed by doing a reverse tea bag so you c-ck is pointed towards her chest and your -n-s towards her nose. when you are satisfied or decide to finish simply drop a rose bud or hershey kiss on her forehead. this will resemble a native american wigwam or tee pee. to get full credit for this move one must only leave one morsel. more than one may result in a dirty logjam or a roman brunch.
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