dirty jordan
a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner’s br–sts, or a man who kisses his partner’s br–sts.
“dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan”
“noo wayy she’s a lucky hoe”
the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out p-b-s.
“at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)”
to steal jordans from a shop, house and a negrontron ( a black person with enough money to buy jordans ).
dirty jordans ”you know tyrese got some dirtys jordans , that slippery n-gg-”
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