dirty kirt
also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. a s-xual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man’s -n-s. she then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his -n-s. the red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the -n-l pounding to follow.
wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. my -n-s really hurts and i wish i wouldn’t have eaten tacos for lunch.
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