Dirty Kodak Moment


a female you work with is extremely attractive. you know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. to resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. you then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. after you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.
cristina is just too f-ckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the dirty kodak moment. you should’ve just seen the b-tch’s reaction when she saw her own face covered in my j-zz.

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