Dirty Lamb Chop
the dirty lamb chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans bl-w j-b instead. the term is coined from the sock puppet sheep lamb chop. if preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. the sock version is the preferred version of canadians, eskimos, and santas elves. for those that prefer -n-l this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut b-tter and should be referred to as the grandpa mudcat named after a different puppet show, the muppets.
man i would really like to get a bl-w j-b tonight but it looks like i’ll have to settle for a dirty lamb chop.
get rid of your stiffy, buy some jiffy and have yourself a grandpa mudcat.
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