dirty lampost


putting reeses peanut b-tter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. after this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don’t
college guy 1: yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
college dude 4: really how’d you manage to pull that off
college guy 1: i gave that f-ggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
college dude 4: nice, you rule almost as much as project pat

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