dirty laundry


ususally used to describe someones secrets that they dont want anyone to find out about. everyone usually wants to know about others dirty laundry.
i found out about janes dirty laundry!
don henley did a good song describing dirty laundry
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clothes that are temporarily unwearable on account of excessive odor, gr-ss stains, blood stains,i just missed my mouth stains, i just sh-t my pants stains, i just crawled out of a hole stains, i just kicked an old person stains,i just murdered a busload of people stains, and/or dirt stains.
my parents just made me throw my dirty laundry into a bucket that says: hazard; biological waste.
a term possibly invented by don henley of the eagles in his song of the same t-tle. junk news. gossip. heresay blown way out of proportion by the news media.
don: “..got the bubble headed bleach blond, comes on at 5..she can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye…get the widow on the set..give us dirty laundry.”
the taliban
dirty laundry
dirty laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones p-n-s on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in -n-l s-x.
after i had -n-l s-x with that homeless chick i couldn’t find a towell so i had to dirty laundry it.
the act of urinating and excreting in one’s briefs while
gyrating against another’s face like that of a washing machine. extra points are given should excrement ooze out either side of the undergarment
this guy’s voice was so annoying that i wish i could have given him my dirty laundry right there in the restaurant.
the act of sh-tting in someone else’s clothes dryer. preferably runny. after the act has been performed, the dryer is then powered on to the high heat cycle thus crusting the sh-t into the drum of the dryer.
i went over to john’s house and left my dirty laundry in his dryer. after that i made a quick exit.

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