when you stick your finger in your own -ss and then wipe it on a girls upper lip.
a variation of the dirty sanchez.
i gave this girl a dirty lebunce after i took a nasty sh-t the other night.
- Mental capas
a shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take. me: says a joke. jonathan: i don’t get it. me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.
- Take Her For The Noise
fairfield slang for f-cking a chick, but out here we mollywhop and run mobby trains yadadamean?! we go 18 dummy in this b-tch! little boys, press the mute b-tton cause i don’t wanna take her for the noise, ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
- tab rat
a person who compulsively collects and keeps many tabs open on their web browser. also a person who refuses to close a tab on their web browser for fear that they will regret it in the future, and so ends up compiling more tabs day after day. my one friend is such a tab rat; […]
- me zumba el pene
expression used in spanish to say that you don’t give a f-ck about something -john has cancer – me zumba el pene
the week where ed mcmahan, farrah fawcett, michael jackson and billy mays died. m chmahan f awcett j ackson m ays – oh sh-t, theres some screaming pitchman angels doing the moonwalk standing next to johnny carson!! – that would be mfjm.