dirty lopez
the sister of the dirty sanchez. during s-x, when the male licks or kisses the b-tt of the female, then comes up to kiss her on the mouth. usually not appreciated.
if i could give just one dirty lopez, it would be to jennifer lopez. man, would that p-ss her off!
when one inserts two fingers in the pink and a fist in the stink.
brian totally just gave that sl-te the dirty lopez…and she liked it!
laying on your back while recieving a bj right before busting a nut, lift your legs up, lock your feet, and push your feet in. this forces the girls head down, making her deep throat. then bust in the back of her throat. don’t let go until she swallows everything.
i was getting some head, and totally gave my girl a dirty lopez.
the act of s-xual penetration in the eye socket of a skull.
while david was decorating for halloween he gave the skull a dirty lopez.
when a man eats out a woman as fast as he possibly can.
yeah dude she wanted to go all night but i just went down and gave her a dirty lopez bro.
the act of leaving a sh-t eyebrow on a girl’s forehead.
that b-tch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a dirty lopez.
my c-ck was so covered in sh-t that i could give her a dirty sanchez and a dirty lopez.
when one individual has s-x on consecutive nights with two different girls who are best friends.
– dude i pulled a dirty lopez with those brynn and ashley!
– aren’t those two best friends?
– yeah! and neither one knows i did it with other!
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