dirty macgyver
a dirty macgyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to m-st-rb-t- with. though a “dirty macgyver” is not your every day run of the mill tom or sally, while poor tom or sally are stuck to the daily ch-r- of d-ck in the vacuum or or a cool cuc-mber in the v-g-n- your “dirty macgyver” is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. see examples below
kat is such a dirty macgyver hear this. she made a d-ld- with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom
“schmidty. you are a dirty magyver man you’ll use any thing to make a pocket p-ssy ie. rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out d-ld-s the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. that’s what’s up”
get a mug for your cat yasemin.
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