Dirty Malay
the act in which:
1: one man c-ms into another man’s -n-s
2: he then excretes this -j-c-l-t–n into the first man’s -n-s while he is performing a handstand
3: the man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and s-m-n from the ‘handstand’ man’s -n-s
4: this is then regurgitated on to the same man’s d-ck while performing a bl-w j-b.
5: the pair then swap all -j-c-l-t–n, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth
6: repeat, roles reversed.
person 1: “dude, what did we do last night? d-mn, i need a bath!”
person 2: “i gave you dirty malay… remember?
person 1 : “oh yeah, that was fun!”
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