Dirty Marcello
when you go to that party and hook up with that crazy b-tch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, sh-ts on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose v-g-n- with your sh-tty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife’s name.
guy 1: “yo i heard things got real weird last night at that party.”
guy 2: “yeah…… i gave that dunkin donuts b-tch stacy the old ‘dirty marcello’.”
guy 1: “…..she sh-t on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? you realize she was 14 right bro?”
guy 2: “……f-ck.”
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