dirty maria
basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her tw-t and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady’s nose.
that b-tch stole my boyfriend, i’m gonna get nasty on myself and give that c-nt a dirty maria.
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