Dirty Marshmallow
when you pay a gentleman of significant stature (a fatty) the sum of $35 to spread the cheeks of his b-ttocks, sit on your face and flatulate. the act becomes a filthy marshmallow if the large man defecates, intentionally or otherwise.
pardon me louie anderson, i have thirty-five american dollars and i would like to have a good time. would you be interested in giving me a dirty marshmallow?
a girl takes a good amount of marshmallows and puts them in her mouth while giving you a bl-w j-b
my girlfriend gave me a dirty marshmallow and she said it tasted great.
1. when a money shot gets covered with sand and left for others to find at the beach
2. when someone gives a facial and shoves the girls face in the sand (well complimented by the amish plow)
1. “i found a side way into the topless beach but the whole path is covered with diry marshmallows”
2. “if you don’t quit chewin’ i’m gonna give you a dirty marshmallow”
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