Dirty Martha


noun: a crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. named for martha stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl…she has been to the big house).

i decided to do a dirty martha and made a batch of p-n-s-shaped cookies to impress my friends.
noun: a crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. named for martha stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl…she has been to the big house).

i decided to do a dirty martha and made a batch of p-n-s-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

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