dirty mauricio
the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man’s p-n-s and/or -n-s and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band’s gay orgy.
i am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! 😉
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