Dirty Merchant
a person who gets so drunk and p-sses out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
cole says: “hey alex, you blew me last night.”
alex says: “well cole, i believe you, but please don’t tell anyone!”
cole says to other people: “alex is such a dirty merchant that he believes he blew me last night!”
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