Dirty Mike
1. owner of a huge c-ck.
mmmh..yeah dirty mike
the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl’s v-g-n- and then a bun and eats her out.
“i was gonna go to mcdonald’s and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend.”
the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman’s v-g-n- as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
“i was gonna go to mcdonald’s and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend”
when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl’s v-g-n- and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.
” i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend”
the biggest dumb-ss in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and b-tch about his life. racism is also common around dirty mikes.
jim: i hate that n–ger.
me: why?
jim: cause he’s black. i’m gonna go whack off now.
me: stop being a dirty mike, you piece of sh-t.
the stain left on the toilet bowl after the p–p has been flushed.
i just dirty mike’d that toilet!
check out the dirty mike in that toilet.
slang term for a s-x act in which a man eats out a girl’s -n-s but will not penetrate her with his p-n-s
some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a d-ck up there.
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