dirty mind syndrome

dirty mind syndrome

abr. dms

something usually experienced by those for whom s-x is a large part of every-day life. basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.
normal girl: “so i took hold of this big pole-”
person with dms: “yeah, i bet you did ;)”
normal girl: “you and your dms…”

– example of dirty mind syndrome

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