dirty moffatt
when a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a d-ld-, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his -ss while masterbating. after coming, the man pulls out the d-ld-, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.
when a man with a moustache gets done up the -ss and the sh-t from the p-n-s gets smeared in his moustache.
joe gave brad a dirty moffatt
when one m-st-rb-t-s with a d-ld-(originally with wooden d-ld-, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)-n-s, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. this is known as a dirty moffatt.
bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday
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