Dirty Moranchez
a term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her -n-s rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.
last night i was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and i totally pulled a dirty moranchez her!
get head from a girl whose mouth is filled with warm nacho cheese (has to be from 7/11). as she blows you, you crunch the nacho chips into her hair and over her body.
“oh man, you won’t believe what i did after my shift at 7/11 last night, i totally dirty moranchezed that chick.”
you eat a bucket of chicken beforehand and you sh-t on the girls arm while jacking off. then you blow your load on the girls arm atop the sh-t and then you get out your kit and sprinkle cocaine on the sh-t and c-m. then she takes a pixie stick straw and you make her snort the cocaine and c-m should go through her nostril as well.
i gave a “dirty moranchez” to this one girl in bed and she said it was the most interesting thing she’d ever done
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