kum lan


original meaning:
to suck on a p-n-s.

but the term has been adapted by youngsters in sing ga pore, they use it more freely, probably in any sentence.
“go home leh, you go extra cl-sses k-m lan ah?”
not smart, act of stupidity
you very k-m lan leh, so easy also dunno.

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