dirty morris


the act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone’s face. usually a gesture of anger or dislike.
hey bro, since you didn’t do the dishes, i’m going to dirty morris your -ss so hard.
when a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond justin beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a mustang.
john – hey andrew, wheres matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
andrew – that son of a b-tch, i think he’s pulling a dirty morris on that chick from the bar.
a sloshy type of sock, that sticks to your foot or a trout like face in pain.
ewww get that dirty morris away from me

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