Dirty Mott


a dirty mott, aka upper decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. while something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and -ss-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the b-lls-out willingness to sh-t in someones toilet tank.
“good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!”

“what the fu…” blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing into the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.

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