Dirty Mozeleski
similar to the “dirty sanchez” but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
“hey is tom trying to grow a mustache?” “no, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a dirty mozeleski”
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