Dirty Mummy
when you have -n-l s-x with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have p–p d-ck or they sh-t the sheets. you then wrap the sh-tter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty d-ck in the sheets then wrap the sh-tter in the sheets.
don’t have s-x with ken. i heard jimmy f-cked him and then had to give him a dirty mummy afterwards cuz ken sh-t the bed.
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