Dirty Mushroom


when a guy takes his hard d-ck, after having -n-l s-x and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his p-n-s. if done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.
that stupid b-tch p-ssed me off so i stuck it in her -ss and then gave her a nice dirty mushroom

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