Dirty New Yorker
a large creature with super human strength. has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. first discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. it towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. also known as the puffdaddy.
i was with my unit in the war when i sensed a dirty new yorker behind us. everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
i felt on top of the world until the dirty new yorker came and ripped my limbs part.
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