Dirty Nick


nearly identical to the dirty sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.
dirty tramp #1: “d-mn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual dirty sanchez, he gave me a dirty nick.”

dirty tramp #2: “your dad rules.”

the act of defecating on someone’s doormat (perhaps in response to their t-st-cl-s being put on one’s forehead).

nick left a ‘dirty nick’ on mike’s doormat. mike responded by stepping in the ‘dirty nick’ and dragging it all over his apartment.

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