dirty nosebleed
a friendly gesture in which one person fingers their sh-thole and jams said cr-p covered finger into the snotlocker of another. the nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.
dirty red: my -sshole itches…
lil’ be be: all of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out….
dirty red: jam!…ha ha….dirty nosebleed….go clean yourself up you stank -ss trick….
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