Dirty Octagon
in order to perform a dirty octagon, one must fully, and vigorously m-st-rb-t- on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour’s time. attempting to perform the dirty octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. upon completing the do, you shall be admitted to the m-st-rb-t-r’s hall of fame in detroit, mi.
student #1: “dude, i’m gonna pull a dirty octagon tonight”
student(p-n-s-less) #2: “your p—s is going to fall off”
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