Dirty Old Dave


dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prost-tutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave’ keep away from him at all costs.

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