dirty old river weed
river weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like sh-t.
the phrase “dirty old river weed” may be a vague throwback at the phrase “dirty old foot hash.”
this dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.
yeah, let’s just roll up a river blunt!
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