Dirty Schultz


same as a dirty sanchez, but the sh-t moustache is smaller. the moustache should be in the style of adolf hitler rather than the style of, say, the cisco kid.
nevermind the dirty sanchez, b-tch, we’re in germany! you’re getting a dirty schultz!
sticking your finger in your girlfriend’s -ss, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

same thing as a dirty sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the sh-tstache, you give it to yourself.
tom was about to give carla a dirty sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a dirty schultz instead.
to tell your buddies you are going with them, renig, then go out to try to “one up” them.
hey bro, where the h-ll is dave? i thought he was coming too. man…. did you just see him drive the other way? yeah, i was going that way before we stopped here to eat. i thought he just took a wrong turn. he just finished the work i started. i guess he pulled a dirty schultz on us.
same as dirty sanchez, except you give yourself the sh-tstache.
love the p–p.

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