Dirty Padlock


when a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.
nick: wow, did you see austin last night at the dance? that girl had him in a dirty padlock all night!

evan: yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

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