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• dirty petie

  after smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. then another man comes in and gets the guy up the b-tt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie person 1-“hey, bret how was ur high last […]

• Dirty Phone

  noun: a secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair. woman #1: “i think my husband is cheating on me, but i checked his cell phone records and couldn’t find any strange numbers […]

• distressed british national

  a completely drunk british tourist who has lost his p-ssport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday. a level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and p-ssports included. we had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his p-ssport and his […]

• distression

  its like depression but its when you are distressed im suffering really badly from distression

• dobitz

  tiny bits of dough, generally left over from baking cookies. hey ma! if thats all the cookies you’re gonna make can i have the dobitz?

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