Dirty Paper Cut
a recently discovered reference to a black woman’s v-g-n-
craig – “so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?”
simon – “i stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut”
craig – “did it hurt?”
simon – ‘it stung a bit but i’ll get over it”
craig – “sore”
simon – “yep she certainly is”
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