Dirty parfait
the dirty parfait is when a male -j-c-l-t-s into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. the resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.
sammy, ‘ arrgg!!!!, it hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)
megan, ‘(m-ffled sounds) -spits the dirty parfait into his mouth-
sammy, ‘ oh, g-d!! how i’ve been waiting for this!’
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