dirty pint
pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday ‘treat’.
a dirty pint could consist of:
5 shots of bell’s whisky
3 shots of gordon’s gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
half a pint of guiness.
this is the fastest way to lose a girlfriend yet discovered in the universe of time and sp-ce. a dirty pint consists first of all an alabama hot pocket. this is thoroughly repulsive. you then bring yourself to -rg-sm by slashing your girlfriends wrists, but before doing so take a long satisfying urination within your girlfriends -n-s/v-g-n-, and then precede to -j-c-l-t- into the mixture of feaces and urine left within. posesing stis is of course preferable, but not essential. if you have a particulaly understanding girlfriend you may need to sugeest a duck tape brewery, which involves further duck tapeing up the mixture left for at least an hour, and then drinking it through a straw.
its our anniversary next week. if you dont give me a dirty pint, you dont really love me
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