dirty rachel
when, on halloween, a girl, dressed as a zombie, gives you (also dressed as a zombie) head in an alleyway. suddenly, a car will p-ss by and startle you, thus causing you to paint a c-mmy portrait on her face.
-at halloween party-
–two zombies meet–
guy zombie: hey, wanna be my dirty rachel?
girl zombie: boy, do i! where’s the nearest alley?
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